Posts tagged ‘Starbucks’

How to: Be White in Un-Gentrified Neighborhoods

Alright people, I know this comment may come off as racist, classist, discriminatory, etc. If you have a problem with the guidelines I’m gonna lay down for these reasons, then suck my big black dick. 


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December 3, 2008 at 2:36 am 13 comments

Election Day Freebies

First and foremost, get out there and vote (especially if you’re voting for Obama.) Just because the media keeps saying he’s got this thing tied up, that’s only true if the voters do what they’re supposed to and actually cast a ballot!! If you don’t do it, who will? So seriously, get out and vote. If not because you think your vote will count and contribute to an Obama victory, then because those old voting machine thingies are really neat and it’s kind of like visiting some kind of old-timey voting museum. And if neither of those reasons are enough to get you off your lazy ass and out to your incredibly convenient polling place, then have a look at these!

Free Stuff for Voting! Starbucks is offering free 12oz cups of coffee, Ben & Jerry’s is giving out free scoops from 5pm – 8pm, and Babeland is even giving out free sex toys, including the Silver Bullet vibrator and a product called “The Maverick” (LOL!). Apparently it’s a “penis sleeve.” I don’t know what that is or what it does, but it’s hilarious. Babeland’s offerings will be especially appropriate if McCain wins and we’re all stuck in our homes, depressed and crying and fearing the apocolypse, for the next couple of days.

November 4, 2008 at 3:48 pm 3 comments

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October 17, 2008 at 11:21 am 3 comments


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