Posts tagged ‘obama’

Kal Penn

8000 Sunset

Kal Penn: actor, comedian, and Associate Director of the¬†White House Office of Public Liaison. HOT. Don’t be fooled by his credits in films like Harold and Kumar, Epic Movie, and Van Wilder 2. This politically minded entertainer had his character in TV show “House” commit suicide just to join the administration. Now if that isn’t the epitome of skeetable virtue I don’t know what is!



May 8, 2009 at 11:55 am 3 comments


HALLELUJAH! would just like to say how fucking relieved we are.


EDIT: I just wanted to tack Obama’s victory speech on here, because it merits repeat viewings:

November 5, 2008 at 12:49 am 4 comments

Skeet of the Week: Breakdown Criteria

As many of our devoted readers have noticed, every friday (roughly), we post a picture of a man (or woman!) whom we think is not only attractive, but an upright model for all of our googly-eyed values and ideas.

A skeet of the week espouses characteristics of, but not limited to:

Creativity, first and foremost
Raw and unadulterated talent
Small modicum of taste required to avoid paparazzi/Lack of tabloid exposure
Amiability: not only would you want to sleep with this person, but you would want to talk to them afterwards!
And last, but not least, a really cute smile!

And so, with those guidelines so fastidiously placed, I bring to you possibly one of the biggest skeets of all, a skeet that has the ability to change the course of a nation’s future, and a skeet that will hopefully be skeeted about, ad nauseum, this November:

Truly, this is the most important skeet of our generation. If Barack Obama cannot appeal to the masses with his fresh ideas, his desire to stamp out the corruption of these oil wars, and his need to change the direction of America, then please, for the love of god, just vote solely on his cuteness factor. Look at him! Maybe some of you haven’t really given Barack a sly side glance in that fashion, but really, he is probably in the top 5 of cutest presidents, probably.

So, when November comes around, I urge you, fellow Americans, that if you’re not going to at least use your brains, then for crying out loud, vote with the feelings you have in your pants.

August 15, 2008 at 10:42 am 6 comments

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