You Know You’re Drunk for the First Time in 5 Months When…

you get trashed after 2 drinks
*you try to listen to your iPod while brushing your teeth
wonder why the L-train came so fast even though it said it’d take 12 minutes…
the curb from the street was way taller than you remembered
you feel DAMN sexy
you make an ass of yourself in front of your friends’ boss. soryr betty.
you try and make a post, even though you could’ve sworn your laptop was 15 inches, so why is the keyboard so big???