Posts tagged ‘barack obama’

Ads You WON’T See During The Superbowl

The first has already gotten a lot of attention, because that’s what it was designed to do.  PETA, in their phenomenally retarded ongoing efforts to prove than any publicity is good publicity, shot this dumb, pandering spot to prove- what?

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January 30, 2009 at 9:12 pm 3 comments

Shepard Fairey

Responsible for the Andre the Giant “Obey” stickers (after the jump) Shepard Fairey has definitely put his stamp on America. While some claim that he just rips off previous pop-art advertisements, his new interpretations are undoubtedly catchy and effective. Plus, he’s a babe.

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January 23, 2009 at 9:00 am 2 comments

Election Day Freebies

First and foremost, get out there and vote (especially if you’re voting for Obama.) Just because the media keeps saying he’s got this thing tied up, that’s only true if the voters do what they’re supposed to and actually cast a ballot!! If you don’t do it, who will? So seriously, get out and vote. If not because you think your vote will count and contribute to an Obama victory, then because those old voting machine thingies are really neat and it’s kind of like visiting some kind of old-timey voting museum. And if neither of those reasons are enough to get you off your lazy ass and out to your incredibly convenient polling place, then have a look at these!

Free Stuff for Voting! Starbucks is offering free 12oz cups of coffee, Ben & Jerry’s is giving out free scoops from 5pm – 8pm, and Babeland is even giving out free sex toys, including the Silver Bullet vibrator and a product called “The Maverick” (LOL!). Apparently it’s a “penis sleeve.” I don’t know what that is or what it does, but it’s hilarious. Babeland’s offerings will be especially appropriate if McCain wins and we’re all stuck in our homes, depressed and crying and fearing the apocolypse, for the next couple of days.

November 4, 2008 at 3:48 pm 3 comments

On Behalf of Ohioans

We’re not all backwoods bigots.  Most of the people who support McCain aren’t even like this- they’re more likely to be comfortable upper-middle-class people who listen to too much rhetoric.  But that doesn’t make this video turn my stomach any less.

October 19, 2008 at 8:09 pm 4 comments

Vote Or …Don’t

The past two weeks have been a roller coaster for the news media.  Between the proposed plan of spending $700 billion of taxpayer’s money to “fix” the international financial crisis, to every idiotic thing Sarah Palin has said or done, and the drama of the first 2008 Presidential debate, it seemed like even the 24-hour news cycle had trouble keeping up.

Honestly, that’s the trouble with the media.  They’re under so much pressure to be “objective” and “unbiased” and not “lying sacks of shit” that there’s no room for any real analysis of the information they present.  Fortunately, America has one person willing to state the truth: (more…)

September 29, 2008 at 12:35 pm 1 comment

McCain? More Like McPAIN!

You already know you should vote for Barack because he’s dreamy, but did you know you should also vote for him because he’s not a hateful, out of touch, conservative crazyman?  It’s true!
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August 25, 2008 at 2:19 pm 4 comments

Skeet of the Week: Breakdown Criteria

As many of our devoted readers have noticed, every friday (roughly), we post a picture of a man (or woman!) whom we think is not only attractive, but an upright model for all of our googly-eyed values and ideas.

A skeet of the week espouses characteristics of, but not limited to:

Creativity, first and foremost
Skeetitutde
Humor
Raw and unadulterated talent
Non-douchebagery
Small modicum of taste required to avoid paparazzi/Lack of tabloid exposure
Amiability: not only would you want to sleep with this person, but you would want to talk to them afterwards!
And last, but not least, a really cute smile!

And so, with those guidelines so fastidiously placed, I bring to you possibly one of the biggest skeets of all, a skeet that has the ability to change the course of a nation’s future, and a skeet that will hopefully be skeeted about, ad nauseum, this November:
BARACK OBAMA

Truly, this is the most important skeet of our generation. If Barack Obama cannot appeal to the masses with his fresh ideas, his desire to stamp out the corruption of these oil wars, and his need to change the direction of America, then please, for the love of god, just vote solely on his cuteness factor. Look at him! Maybe some of you haven’t really given Barack a sly side glance in that fashion, but really, he is probably in the top 5 of cutest presidents, probably.

So, when November comes around, I urge you, fellow Americans, that if you’re not going to at least use your brains, then for crying out loud, vote with the feelings you have in your pants.

August 15, 2008 at 10:42 am 6 comments


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