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100 Books in 100 Words #5: I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by Tucker Max


Tucker Max is a horrible human being, and his book is a “triumphant” anthology of all the fucked up shit he’s done. Tricking strippers, driving drunk, hating fat people and ridiculing anyone stupid enough to fuck him, Tucker Max has documented it all. Sometimes it’s funny. Other times horrifying.

The important thing is that he recognizes he’s awful, both as a writer and a person. Let Tucker Max serve as a caveat to our generation about the dangers of being nonchalant and removed, and how being casual and “too-cool” results in a loss of satisfaction and humanity. Plus, it’s silly.

Word Count: 100. Suck my dick, bitcheszzz


September 29, 2009 at 9:29 am 1 comment

The Worst Thing That Ever Happened

Before you assume that title is mere hyperbole, hear me out.  And be warned that the story involves one of these:toilet

This is not for the faint of heart. (more…)

April 27, 2009 at 6:32 pm 13 comments

Wherein I Complain About The Economy

Economics is stupid. The stock market is based purely on the whims of people who will sell millions of dollars worth of stock in reaction to an internet rumor that Steve Jobs had a heart attack, and the very foundation of our country rests on their shoulders. In the days just prior to the election, the market made huge gains in anticipation of an Obama victory. On November 5th, everyone realized that even though he won, he wasn’t actually going to be able to do anything until he was inaugurated in January, and stocks plummeted again. In the last couple days, the market went up. According to the New York Times, “The market’s abrupt about-face left investors and analysts grasping for explanations. ‘I have no idea,’ said Michael Feroli, an economist at J.P. Morgan Chase.”Wall Street


November 13, 2008 at 7:48 pm 2 comments

The Multiple Framed Music Video

Sure, it was cool once it started. I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to trace its roots, of course, but when it made its way into a commercial for HP products, I knew it had reached the end of its novelty period. But, of course, that hasn’t stopped bands from still using this technique to tunnel into different takes.

The Mountain Goats – Woke Up New


September 3, 2008 at 12:22 am 2 comments

Mathieu Kassovitz



August 29, 2008 at 10:00 am 7 comments

How to Inject a Music Video With Meaning (cheap!)

I’ve seen it happen one too many times. A bunch of spoiled and bratty band members, probably sitting around some mahogany board room desk, fiddling with the levers on their leather rolly chairs. They stop spinning for a minute to get to the task at hand: Their next music video.

“Dudes, I like, want this video to be real man. Raw.
“Yeah brosef, how can we like, show the world how serious we are? Like, we’re… serious musicians!”

Enter War Footage/Music Video.


August 27, 2008 at 12:50 am 7 comments

McCain? More Like McPAIN!

You already know you should vote for Barack because he’s dreamy, but did you know you should also vote for him because he’s not a hateful, out of touch, conservative crazyman?  It’s true!

August 25, 2008 at 2:19 pm 4 comments

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