Archive for January, 2010

Gary Oldman

It’s not my fault I can’t take men under 30 seriously (srsly). And it’s not like Gary is the first 50+ we’ve added to the skeet list. It’s just…well, Gary is never shown in a nice light in his movies. Which, coincidentally, is what makes him just so fucking hot.


January 22, 2010 at 12:22 pm 4 comments


That’s right. You. I am skeeting you, my dear reader. I don’t know how the fuck Googly Eyes gets hundreds of hits a day, but clearly, these hits are from tasteful, sexy people.

So even though we may not know who you are, be it axe murderer or an attractive man in his late 20s/early 30s with a non ironic tattoo of a cobra (CALL ME) -what I’m trying to say is, WE LOVE YOU.

Consider yourself skeeted. Stay classy, readers.

January 15, 2010 at 1:11 am 2 comments

Steve Zahn

Not gonna lie, I’m really proud of this skeet. This skeet is so under-the-radar awesome that it took me almost a year before I realized that niggling feeling in the back of my brain was, in fact, called Steve Zahn. (more…)

January 8, 2010 at 10:44 pm 3 comments

Guys I Saw Avatar in IMAX 3D Last Night And I Liked It

That is all.

Betty please don’t give me a black eye. I can’t bear another one of your thrashings.

January 6, 2010 at 6:17 pm 2 comments

New Years Resolutions

Man, every time I have a New Years Resolution it instantly becomes something I will never accomplish. Good posture, better handwriting, being less judgmental of guys I thought were cute until I find out they’re Republicans, etc. So, in the spirit of my assbackwards ways, I’m going to give you a list of surefire goals for 2010. Reverse Psychology, do your thing.

1) Be a Horrible Individual


January 2, 2010 at 12:40 pm 4 comments

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