Ivan Watson: Turkish Delight

October 19, 2009 at 5:48 pm 3 comments


Allow me to inaugurate my musings here with an ode to this fine journalistic specimen of imbedded hotness. Sure nobody feels the feelings of the news for us harder than former model¬† Andy Cooper, but lawd have mercy, you are beautiful Ivan Watson. Let’s hole up in a besieged hotel in Tehran, furtively sending home illicit reports of mounting political unrest, while we uncover the restless passions inside each other . This just in: you’ve leveled the barricades of my heart. By the time we make it to Istanbul,¬† a story about the World Bank will be a stroll in the park, and our love will make the imams blush. Oh, Ivan! You dressed for a wonky stand-and-talk report on an IMF conference, yet your hair tousles just right when you run with angry throngs through clouds of tear gas. Your dedication, your intrepid passion for in-depth reporting, and your unmussably lovely hair make my morning coffee steam, Ivan.

Best of all, I know you’ll be strong when I leave you for my wild, whiskey-fueled romance with Michael Ware after a hot Baghdad night of war stories and yelling about George W. Bush and Michael recounting for me the time a dingo bit him in the face.


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3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. parkrangerolivia  |  October 20, 2009 at 7:48 am

    Ivan Watson’s eyebrows are inspiration for white dudes everywhere. Just ‘cos you’re a wasp don’t mean you can’t have some magic carpets of your own!

  • 2. dd  |  November 29, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    you can have anderson cooper…

    omg… i LOVE ivan watson too! since you saw him first, i will happily wait for seconds.

  • 3. dragonfly  |  February 10, 2011 at 10:23 pm

    My God, who could be more attractive than this over the intellectual top – hunk. If anyone personifies the word “worldly” surely it’s this sand-infused, suntanned cutie. If I could invite 10 people, living or dead, to dinner, Ivan would be on the top of the list. I was smitten when he spoke French to the people in Haiti, now I read that he is fluent in Russian. Yes, and I love Michael Ware as well.


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