Christmas, Google Image Search Style

December 24, 2008 at 5:21 pm 3 comments

Merry Christmas dear readers! The most wonderful time of the year is upon us, thank fucking god.
And so, I’ve compiled a very erroneous list of what happens when I try and google nice, heartwarming things for you to look at. Thanks, Google:

hot-chocolateQuery: “hot chocolate”

Query: “candy cane”.

 Sexy, kind of.

Query: “chestnuts roasting on an open fire”. 



Query: “santa”.

If I were a 21st century 7-year-old this picture would have smashed my Christmas hopes and dreams. 

thank god I’m just a 20-something burn out. 


Query: “sugar plum”

This is what I get for trying to learn what a “sugar plum” is. Does anyone even know?

Lastly, “Merry Christmas”

Hope it’s a good one!



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3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. andeeroo  |  December 24, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    Pretty stinking funny!

    Christmas songs of 2008 YOU NEVER HEARD!

  • 2. alisaurus  |  December 26, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    that homeless santa has weirdly smooth legs…

  • 3. parkrangerolivia  |  December 28, 2008 at 10:51 am

    I know. Creepy.


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