Because I Just Love Britney

November 2, 2008 at 12:39 am 5 comments

What. Is. This.

So my magic 8 ball told me that Britney was back on track with her sanity, but I guess she’s low on funds or something, because the cover for her new album looks like a combination of white trash mall Glamour Shots and something I made with Microsoft Paint when I was in 8th grade. (I’m onto you Britney, and I’m suing!)

I guess the saddest thing is, someone probably got paid a lot of money for this “design,” and I shouldn’t be especially surprised or confused by this album cover, based on the way “Blackout” looked. But then again, when “Blackout” came out, she was batshit crazy. My final hypothesis on the reason behind this complete disaster of an album cover? Laziness. Sheer laziness. Also responsible for the lyrics in “Womanizer.” Save us, Elton John!


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5 Comments Add your own

  • 1. parkrangerolivia  |  November 2, 2008 at 9:08 pm


  • 2. Betty  |  November 3, 2008 at 5:48 pm

    The least they could have done is put her in a ringmaster oufit with a tophat, or even a spangly trapeze artist costume. Even then, the whole PT Barnum aesthetic was played out by Fall out Boy or Panic! at the Disco like three years ago anyway. Her left eye looks weirdly, wonkily Photoshopped, too.

  • 3. alison  |  November 3, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    yeah like what is she even wearing? they look like scraps from the remnants bin at MJ designs held on with those weird, clear plastic bra straps. yeah, MJ designs. you know, the place where you’d go to buy pogs in the 90s.

  • 4. Elle  |  November 4, 2008 at 6:43 pm

    Is it just me or does her hair look far too voluminous for her head? Check out the distance from her hairline to the top of the picture….IT’S ALL HAIR?! Did they paint that shit on?

  • 5. Betty  |  November 4, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    Yeah, that is some serious photoshop disasterin’. Her head looks about three feet high.


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