Skeet of the Week: Breakdown Criteria

August 15, 2008 at 10:42 am 6 comments

As many of our devoted readers have noticed, every friday (roughly), we post a picture of a man (or woman!) whom we think is not only attractive, but an upright model for all of our googly-eyed values and ideas.

A skeet of the week espouses characteristics of, but not limited to:

Creativity, first and foremost
Skeetitutde
Humor
Raw and unadulterated talent
Non-douchebagery
Small modicum of taste required to avoid paparazzi/Lack of tabloid exposure
Amiability: not only would you want to sleep with this person, but you would want to talk to them afterwards!
And last, but not least, a really cute smile!

And so, with those guidelines so fastidiously placed, I bring to you possibly one of the biggest skeets of all, a skeet that has the ability to change the course of a nation’s future, and a skeet that will hopefully be skeeted about, ad nauseum, this November:
BARACK OBAMA

Truly, this is the most important skeet of our generation. If Barack Obama cannot appeal to the masses with his fresh ideas, his desire to stamp out the corruption of these oil wars, and his need to change the direction of America, then please, for the love of god, just vote solely on his cuteness factor. Look at him! Maybe some of you haven’t really given Barack a sly side glance in that fashion, but really, he is probably in the top 5 of cutest presidents, probably.

So, when November comes around, I urge you, fellow Americans, that if you’re not going to at least use your brains, then for crying out loud, vote with the feelings you have in your pants.

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6 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Betty  |  August 15, 2008 at 11:51 am

    He’s DEFINITELY in the top 5, if not top overall. As long as we’re objectifying presidents, I have to say JFK is vastly overrated in the looks department. He was politician cute (not a lot of competition there, generally), whereas Obama is actually cute-cute (or at least your-friend’s-dad cute). Andrew Jackson looks pretty good on the $20, in a crazy, I’m-going-to-beat-you-with-my-cane way, and I have a soft spot for the younger, pre-beard Lincoln. Alexander Hamilton is pretty cute for a 19th century politician, but he wasn’t ever president, so I guess that’s moot in this discussion. Also in high school, while other girl’s made signs of support for the football team, my friends and I had signs that read “TONY BLAIR IS HOT”. This was before the Iraq war, obvs.

    I have spent too much of my life pondering this question.

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  • 2. neekaps  |  August 15, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    A patriotic skeet to Barak.
    Also his wife, Michelle Obama, is pretty foxy.
    Katie

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  • 3. parkrangerolivia  |  August 16, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    Yeah, I agree with JFK being over-rated. Sometimes he looked downsy. Also, my boss’s great aunt used to date him, and apparently he wasnt wasn’t really the “cat’s meow”. Needless to say, she voted for Nixon.

    Michelle Obama is definitely skeetworthy.

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  • 4. McCain? More Like McPAIN! « Googly Eyes  |  August 25, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    […] 25, 2008 You already know you should vote for Barack because he’s dreamy, but did you know you should also vote for him because he’s not a hateful, out of touch, […]

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  • 5. Seresecros  |  August 29, 2008 at 8:46 am

    Admittedly, the most crushable politician I’ve ever seen. I just want to hug him and hug him and never let go.

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  • 6. T-Pain « Googly Eyes  |  December 14, 2009 at 10:04 pm

    […] other black dudes we’ve ever skeeted are Indie golden boys Tunde Adebimpe and Kele Okereke. Obama, you don’t count. T-Pain, you are a beacon of hope for uptight white bitches such as myself […]

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