Christian Bale

July 4, 2008 at 2:04 pm Leave a comment



I don’t know how we could have overlooked Christian Bale earlier. He is one of the most talented actors in Hollywood, bending his body, sanity, and accent skills to their very limit for every role (ex: The Machinist, American Psycho, and Batman, respectfully). His devilishly good looks are timeless, he never gets caught up in lame celebrity gossip, and he always manages to stay on top of his game with performance after successful performance.

This is a respectful skeet, a skeetatorial salute to an actor that represents the Hollywood of old, when actors thought of their jobs as a craft, and not a status. Christian Bale, not only would I bone you, but I would listen to what you had to say after the deed was done (instead of falling asleep). I could stare at your body for hours on end, AND I would trust you in a gubernatorial election, say, for California.

So high your skeetness level soars.

Respectfully yours,
The Girl That Keeps Sending You Vials of Her Blood On Necklace Chains


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