Anthony Bourdain

June 13, 2008 at 10:57 am 4 comments

SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

TONY

Anthony Bourdain. Chef, writer, TV show host, chain-smoker, alcoholic, and smolderingly sexy bad ass. I know having a shared crush with one’s parent is a bit gauche, but my mother and I just can’t get enough of this man.

Not only did he call Chef Emeril Lagasse his “fuzzy little bitch” in his first novel, “Kitchen Confidential“, he regularly quips about the commercialization of celebrity chefs, making wise-cracks about personalities like Rocco DeSpirito (Bertoli advocate) on his show.

I remember watching an episode where Tony was in a small, remote village in Asia where the town was throwing a huge feast for him. They gave him the honor of killing the pig for the meal, something Anthony was definitely not looking forward to. But as he says “Circle of life, right?”, stabbing the pig with a long spear.

Not only do I give you 3 skeets, Chef Bourdain, I hereby declare you a BAMF. May your older-and-more-sophisticated sex appeal sizzle for eons and eons of admirers to come. Check out the aforementioned clip, and see a REAL man at work.

P.S. – I know you don’t work at Les Halles anymore, but that doesn’t stop me from going out of my way to pass by it every week, just in case I can bask in your rays of tender and juicy hotness.

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4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Skip  |  June 13, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    what is it with you girls and chefs!?!?!

    Reply
  • 2. parkrangerolivia  |  June 13, 2008 at 2:13 pm

    Two words: Skilled hands.

    Reply
  • 3. alisaurus  |  June 13, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    cooking is hot

    Reply
  • 4. Gary Oldman « Googly Eyes  |  January 22, 2010 at 12:22 pm

    […] sexual and disturbing writeup about Hollywood’s hottest 51 year old (don’t worry Tony, we still got your back, you minxy 53 year-old you), here is a photo gallery. And by photo gallery, […]

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