Friday Feature: Skeet Skeet

April 25, 2008 at 9:48 am Leave a comment

Here we debut a Friday Feature dating back to our original blog days one whole year ago in Dublin. Let’s start with an introduction.

What is Skeetworthy?

Skeetworthiness is an indefinable blend of physical attractiveness, charm, talent, sense of humor, and other qualities that elude description.

Obviously, this is a pretty subjective science. Fortunately, Alison, Olivia, and I have excellent taste, and are never wrong about anything.

It’s a Social Commentary, Really

Yes, we know what skeet means. It’s a verb, defined in the Urban Dictionary as: “To shoot your man juice up on ur bitch.” Clearly then, a woman cannot “skeet” because she lacks “man juice” and the term could be seen as derogatory or offensive to women. Our use of the word is a way to take control away from our oppressors and into our own hands. We’re empowering our gender through irony. And if history has taught us anything, use of the word “skeet” will be symbolically outlawed in New York City in about a hundred years, and musicians who use the word will not be allowed to win shitty awards.

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